I've seen similar memes before; this particular version I got from skelkins:
- Grab the nearest book.
- Open the book to page 23.
- Find the fifth sentence.
- Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
Result: Crying out the name of the newspaper.
The nearest book was not, as you might be speculating, 101 Things Not to Do in Bed, but rather Linguistics and Literature, by Nigel Fabb (Blackwell, 1997).