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06 Januar 2008 @ 12:44
It's cheaper than driving lessons  

The folks at Celestial Seasonings want me to know that green tea—specifically, their green tea—has all sorts of salubrious properties and no harmful side effects. So they write (in an ad in The New Yorker):

[...B]e good to yourself and enjoy a cup of our Green Tea. We guarantee that you'll be able to drive a car and operate heavy machinery afterwards.

That's some tea!

 
 
 
Oh, Snap!: Are you still here?kutsuwamushi on 6. Januar, 2008 19:23 (UTC)
I'll have to see if "I just had a cup of green tea" will convince my stepdad to let me operate his backhoe.
harkalark: hapfunnyharkalark on 6. Januar, 2008 19:24 (UTC)
Especially if you don't have a driver's license!
Prof. Bleen6_bleen_7 on 6. Januar, 2008 19:50 (UTC)
But will I be able to play the piano?
quantumkitty on 6. Januar, 2008 20:37 (UTC)
With your hands, or your feet? For the latter, you need green tea with added Vitamin Wonka.
Vizcacha: ? Question markchillyrodent on 6. Januar, 2008 23:10 (UTC)
Doctor, doctor!