What to make of what life hands you
(a straightforward extrapolation from conventional wisdom)
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More so than #2 or #9? I'm just resolving the hiatus.
Oh, #9 is my favourite, I think. And no, #12 is the right way round.
...grepping my /usr/share/dict for candidates for #1.
Ah, well, that won't help; it's a proper name (which perhaps counts as pretty weak, but I figured it would at least amuse anyone who recognized it).
Not at all sure what that thing on the left in #1 even is.
That would be Pintsize, the AnthroPC from the brilliant webcomic Questionable Content, by Jeph Jacques (
qcjeph). (You should read it. God said so.) What's important here, though, is not who he is, but how he's dressed, and what it signifies (a concept for which I could also have used either a blocked garden hose or a British Invasion band).
Spelling? Who cares about spelling? :-P
Here are some hints for the others:


And I like your addition. (After reading
tahnan's comment about Versailles, I thought about doing this one, and I like your choice for the input.)
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I was assuming a British pronunciation for 2, but I like this addition.