The thing about online news stories is that they, and their headlines, get updated as new information comes in. I'm not sure there's ever any definitive version anymore—I guess the print version is the version of record, but it seems as if the print versions nowadays are often written on the assumption that everyone's already read the basic story online already, and so they just highlight whatever the most recent development is as of press time.
The frustrating thing about this is that when I see a funny or ambiguous headline online and I want to tell you about it, sometimes it's changed by the time you get there. Oh, and also our culture is bereft of any definitive day-to-day record of those events that alter and illuminate our times, but what can you do, eh?
Anyway, at some point in the recent past you could read these headlines in the online version of the Toronto Star:
- Nixon’s vice was ‘far worse than we thought,’ write Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein
Shocking new revelations about Spiro Agnew?
- 9-year-old blogger gagged after posting unappetizing school lunch photos
Seriously unappetizing. You'd gag, too.